Tiger Woods- Can you get any better?

Out of all the approximately seven billion people on this earth, i can't think of anyone i would rather be than Tiger Woods. Tiger has broken almost every P.G.A. tour record and he's only 31! As he continues to chase golf's three biggest records: Jack Nicklaus's 18 professional majors, Sam Snead's 84 all-time wins, and Byron Nelson's 11 event winning streak; you get the feeling that only something tragic will stop him. Tiger has won over 35 million dollars playing golf, and far more than that through golf endorsements. He has triumphed over racial discrimination, personal tragedy, and constant media scrutiny to continue to dominate professional golf. He has the luxury of picking a tour schedule that allows him a lot of time off to pursue other en devours.
When Tiger is not playing golf, he is living a life of luxury. He has his own yacht, a private island, as well as houses in a number of different locations. Instead of taking it easy and not risking injury, Tiger goes skiing in the mountains, sky diving, and race car driving. Basically he does whatever he wants whenever he wants. On top of all this Tiger just married smoking Swedish supermodel Elin Nordegrin. They spent there honeymoon cruising the Caribbean for two weeks in Tiger's yacht! Elin and Tiger have just announced they are expecting a child; i sure would love to be that kid. Will all Tiger's money and high class benefits, you would think Tiger Woods would be somewhat pompous. Just the opposite, Tiger is the definition of class. He never boasts about his victories or belittles his opponents, all he'll say is that he wants to continue to work on his game. Tiger Woods, sometimes i wonder if he's human...